so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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