So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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