Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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