what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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