my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I party with great urgency now.
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