Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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