I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
