he thought i was a dude.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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