Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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