Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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you win again, gameday.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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