But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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