i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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