I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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