i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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