Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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