I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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