Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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