2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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