I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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