god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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