why didn't you poke me back
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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