We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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