He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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