Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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