I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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