you turned your livingroom into a bong?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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