The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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