You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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