Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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