fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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