I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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