***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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