Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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