it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
So apparently I’m into choking now
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