I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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