Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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