If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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