I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
no, he came in my armpit
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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