I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
