been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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