what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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