i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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