Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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