bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Shame - the story of my life.
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