It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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