everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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