no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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