whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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