Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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