Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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