Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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