Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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