Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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