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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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