this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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