So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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