That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
it glows. i had to have it.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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